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Die besten Obama-Witze | Barack Obama

Eingereicht von Peter am 12.11.2008:

Pappschild eines obdachlosen Bettlers in New York:
I am like Obama – I want change.
(Hinweis für Nichtenglischkundige: ‘change’ – Wandel, Erneuerung, Kleingeld)

Eingereicht von mim am 19.11.2008:

Ein Straßenkünstler in Seattle sagte vergangen Sonntag zu seinen Zuschauern während er seinen Hut herumreichte:
I´m not like Obama! I don´t want change! I prefer ten or twenty dollar bills!

Eingereicht von Petra am 21.11.2008 (Übersetzung von diesem spanischen Witz):

Obama stirbt und kommt in den Himmel. Der heilige Petrus empfängt ihn.

Petrus: Name?
Obama: Barack Obama
Petrus: Mal sehen, mal sehen… nein. Ich finde nichts. Andere Referenzen?
Obama: Ja, Präsident der USA
Petrus: Hmm… nein. Wann sind Sie angetreten?
Obama: Vor Fünfzehn Minuten

Gefunden bei Murmeltiertag am 30.11.2008:

Every time Obama leaves the White House there is a black out

(Hinweis für Nichtenglischkundige: ‘black out’ – Stromausfall, ein Schwarzer ist raus)

Eingereicht von Petra am 05.12.2008:

Was sagt Bill Clinton zu seiner Praktikantin?

Yes, we can!

Eingereicht von Petra am 18.12.2008:

Warum würde Obama keine Witze über sich selbst machen?

- Weil es rassistisch wäre.

Eingereicht von Petra am 27.1.2010:

“That’s pretty amazing, Obama winning the Nobel Peace Prize. Ironically, his biggest accomplishment as president so far: winning the Nobel Peace Prize.” (Jay Leno)


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